Cause ‘foulteam’ made no sense

Today’s Daily Nickel will be a little bit different. I don’t even know the last night scores, and i promise not to look at them before i’m done with this. I’m still amazed of Baron Davis not getting a spot on the Western Conference All-Star roster, so let’s have a look at five possible conspiracy theories to why Diddy was left off.

5. They taught he was riding with Osama Bin Laden

It has to be the beard and the bullets, i’m sure. Well, MORONS, check out what Baron’s screencap says. Dumbass NBA coaches. Wait, BOTH Riley and Isiah Thomas are NBA coaches, meaning they voted for All-Stars. Now it makes more sense.

4. Voters have mistaken him for John E or Rudy G

We all know NBA coaches are, let’s say not smart, so all that info that was on TV these day, with all those presidential candidates pulling out of the race must have caused a confusion in their poor little minds (don’t forget that i’m basing this statement that every NBA coach is extremely stupid on a very small sample of just two). Dumbasses, he didn’t pull out of the All-Star race.

3. David Stern knew that one of the voted players wouldn’t be able to play so he left Baron Davis as a last second surprise

It still makes more sense than Baron Davis not playing.

2. Baron Davis is too good for an All-Star game

Sounds like one of those Chuck Norris Facts, but it still sounds better than ‘08 ASG without Baron.

1. Ashton Kutcher you better show up…

…cause Baron is just being Punk’d, right? Gimme a break, David West AND Brandon Roy are in the All-Star Game. Ashtoooooooooon, where areeeeeee youuuuuuuuuu? I’ll tell Demi on you if you don’t show up. Seriously, it’s not even funny.